"Bootylicious Zen" Butt Shape Incense Burner: Turn meditation into comedy gold as smoke wafts from this cheeky derriere—perfect for "cleansing auras" or roasting your roommate’s cooking fails. 🍑✨
Gluteus Maxi-Fun Design: Cast in heat-resistant ceramic (tested against yoga retreat drama and passive-aggressive roommates), this booty burns incense through its "moonlit portal" for maximum giggles per puff.
Multipurpose Cheeky Decor: Use it as an incense burner, a taco holder (questionable), or a reminder to do squats. Doubles as a conversation starter for therapists and nosy in-laws.
WARNING: Side Effects Include: Naming it "Kim Kardashi-OM," laughing during savasana, or accusing candles of "copying your vibe." Hand wash only—karma’s watching.
