🤣Meet the Middle Finger Cannabis Duck - a hilariously rebellious collectible designed to add edgy humor to any space with its bold cannabis-inspired aesthetic and iconic hand gesture
✅ Durable Resin Material｜Eco-friendly, unbreakable attitude, built to survive your darkest moods
✅ Two Savage Sizes｜3.3" palm-sized chaos vs 6.6" desk-dominating drama
✅ Iconic Middle Finger Pose｜Meme-worthy smirk + 45° "talk-to-the-hand" perfection
✅ Multipurpose Troll Tool｜Office rage relief, friend-group roast sessions, or Instagram clout generator
Material: High-density resin (waterproof, heat-resistant, and begging to be manhandled)
Sizes:
🦆 Petty Mini 3.3" (8.5cm) — Fits in fists, pockets, and passive-aggressive work emails
🦆 Drama King 6.6" (16.8cm) — For maximum "I’m not mad, just disappointed" energy
Craftsmanship: 3D-modeled sass + hand-painted details (yes, even the judgy duck butt wrinkles)
▷ Meme Culture Approved: Blends Gen-Z troll energy with timeless chaotic neutral vibes
▷ Built to Last: Washable, smash-proof, and immune to your existential crises
▷ Gift of the Year: Comes in a shady gift box labeled "Life Sucks, But This Duck Doesn’t Care"
⚠️ WARNING:
Side effects may include: Coworkers stealing it for TikTok fame, group chats flooded with duck memes, and sudden popularity as "that unhinged friend."
👉 CLICK TO OWN THE ULTIMATE SASS MASCOT
Turn silent protests into art. Let this duck say what you’re too polite to scream.
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