🤣The sassiest turtles you'll ever meet. And yes, they're flipping you off.
Meet the turtle squad that’s had enough of your nonsense. These 5 cheeky little guys are here to add a big attitude to your space — perfect for desks, shelves, gifts, or just sending a subtle message without saying a word.
✅ Set of 5 unique turtle figurines – each with its own personality and pose
✅ Perfect size: 7.6cm tall (about 3 inches)
✅ Made from durable, high-quality resin
✅ Hand-painted with care — and a lot of sass
✅ Lightweight and portable – take your turtle rage wherever you go
"Put one on my work desk. My productivity? Still low. My mood? 100% better."
"Gave one to my friend going through a breakup. She laughed for 20 minutes."
"Looks innocent from far away... until you look closer."
Gag gifts & white elephant parties
Office desk decor that says what you’re really thinking
Stress relief with a side of sass
Anyone who loves turtles... and hates people (just a little)
5 x Middle-finger Turtle Figurines (Each approx. 7.6cm)
100% Attitude. 0% Apologies.