💥Last Day Promotion 49% OFF💝 【Office Spokesperson】Fresh Outta Fucks Stress-Relief Ballpoint Pen + Rant Pad | Office Christmas Gift Exchange | Best Friend's Prank Toolkit

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👍😲This price is only available for three days!✨

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Still giving hand cream and thermoses? Give me a break. This year's gift exchange? You're the one who'll have everyone laughing out loud. 🎁👑

🎁Essential for emotion management masters. Precisely categorize your meltdown moments, making every outburst feel like a ritual. 🦆🚫

The Annual “Mental Breakdown” Gift Set. This festive season, give it to the friend who needs to “let loose” the most—or treat yourself. 🎄✨

Gift Guide — Who Deserves This Present?
This Year's Absolute MVP for “White Elephant”

• For [Designers/Editors/Programmers]:
  In memory of lost hair and 100-revised proposals.
• For Customer Service/Sales:
  They fake smile for 8 hours a day—this is exactly what they need to keep their sanity.
• For Your Best Bitchy Friend:
  “This is the most accurate description of your work state.”
• For Yourself:
  Place it on your desk as a warning to passing coworkers: Don't mess with me.

☺️Suppression only fuels the flames; bottling things up can lead to breast hyperplasia. Speak your mind—start with this stack of sticky notes.

SPECIFICATIONS

• Material: plastic,paper.

• Color: red, black

• Weight: about 100g 

PACKAGE

• 1* pen + 1* note or 1/3/5* sticky note

NOTE

• Please allow slight measurement deviations due to manual measurement.

• Due to the different monitor and light effect, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the color showed in the pictures.

• There are fifty sheets of paper per note.

Fun Q&A FAQ

• Q: Will I get fired if I give this to my boss?
  A: It's a great chance to test your boss's sense of humor. If you do get fired, you can use the sticky notes to write your stylish resignation letter: [√] Fuck [√] This [√] Off.

• Q: Does this pen write in color?
  A: Nope. It only writes in black—just like our mood on Monday mornings.

• Q: How sticky are the sticky notes?
  A: Super sticky. They'll stick firmly to your coworker's forehead (if you're not afraid of getting punched).