Straightforward. Rugged. Witty. This tee blends hunting pride with tongue-in-cheek humor. Featuring the bold slogan “I’m Not A Taxidermist Hunting Beaver,” it’s built to spark laughs at camp, on the trail, or anywhere hunters gather. Comfortable enough for everyday wear, it doubles as the perfect conversation starter for anyone with a sharp sense of humor.

Made from soft cotton, this shirt is breathable, lightweight, and designed to keep you cool no matter where the hunt—or the joke—takes you.
Material: 100% Cotton
Care: Machine washable
Neckline: Crew neck
Sleeves: Short (standard short-sleeve fit)
Occasion: Ideal for hunting trips, outdoor adventures, casual wear, parties, travel, or relaxing at home
Fabric Benefits: Soft, breathable, stretchy, and moisture-wicking for lasting comfort
| Size | Chest (in) | Waist (in) | Neck (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 35 | 29 | 15 | 32¼ |
| M | 39 | 33 | 16 | 33 |
| L | 43 | 37 | 17 | 33¾ |
| XL | 47 | 41 | 18 | 34½ |
| 2XL | 51 | 45 | 19 | 35¼ |
| 3XL | 55 | 49 | 20 | 36½ |
| 4XL | 59 | 53 | 21 | 37¼ |
| 5XL | 63 | 57 | 22 | 38½ |