You think you’re getting a cute little ghost? HA! Lift the sheet, and—SURPRISE! You’ve just been weenied! This isn’t just a gift; it’s a prank, a conversation starter, and a legendary moment all in one. Perfect for that one friend who loves inappropriate humor, your partner who thinks they’ve seen it all, or literally anyone who needs a good laugh.
✅ Shock Factor? Off the Charts – No one sees it coming... until they do.
✅ Hilariously Soft & Handmade – Because even mischievous surprises should feel good.
✅ Ultimate Gag Gift – Birthdays, white elephant parties, bachelorette nights—this bad boy is ready.
✅ Guaranteed Laughs – If they don’t at least snort, we’ll be shocked.
🚨 Warning: Side effects include uncontrollable giggling, shocked grandmas, and a sudden urge to buy five more.