Ye Olde Phallic Portraits 2026 Calendar | Hilariously Historical Artwork
Prepare for a year of cheeky laughs with our Ye Olde Phallic Portraits 2026 Calendar! This tongue-in-cheek calendar features hilarious historical artwork and medieval illustrations that might just be a little more "phallus" than you bargained for.
From subtly suggestive to outright funny, these vintage portraits have been reimagined with a modern twist—combining art, history, and humor in a way you've never seen before!
Features:
Historical Hilarity: Each month showcases classic artworks and portraits from the past—redrawn and interpreted with a phallic twist. A blend of naughty and artful, these images bring out the humor in historical painting.
Witty and Bold: From Renaissance to Victorian art, these playful reimaginings celebrate the often-overlooked, cheeky side of history. It's not just a calendar, it's an art history class with a sense of humor.
Quality Prints: Printed on high-quality paper, each page features vibrant colors and fine detail, ensuring that you get a full dose of humor in every month.
Perfect Conversation Starter: Hang it up in your office, kitchen, or man cave—this calendar will get plenty of laughs and spark plenty of conversations.
Dimensions:
Height: 28 cm
Width: 22 cm
12-month format
Perfect For:
Art & History Lovers with a Sense of Humor: If you appreciate historical art but have a playful streak, this calendar is made for you.
Gifts with a Twist: Perfect for friends who enjoy humor, risqué gifts, or historical comedy—ideal for birthdays, holidays, or as a funny surprise.
Bold Home Decor: Add a little extra personality to your home or office space with this humorous and eye-catching calendar.
Order Now and Add a Touch of Humor to Your Year!
